so when I was in 6th grade, I didn’t have many friends and my only talent was imagining scenarios where people would talk to me and say something negative, then I’d come up with a snarky comeback. so, I recorded them down. then, one day, this group of boys who think they’re cool pass by me and said “yo, we should totally roast that nerd!” then pointed to me.
I overheard this and immediately I turned around and said “roasting me wouldn’t do any good, I’m already the hottest one here” and then I flipped my hair, then walked away. you know how people can be blinded by pride? well, I was so proud of myself that I didn’t notice the row of lockers in front of me. of course, I had crashed into the locker. the group of males were still watching me.
